19...

19 you can find anywhere. 19 on the streets. 19 IN MY KITCHEN! Those 19 were creeping me out! I'll give you some time to think what those 19 were. I'll give clues along. I was jumping around when i saw them coming out behind the cupboard. It was a colony!

Some of you may think that it's no biggie. But i think most of you would. it was so icky and gross! I dun think lizards would eat it. haha, i was jumping on the chairs and tables when i saw them. But good thing they came out one by one. my mom had to spray the back of the cupboard.

My mom got rid of all of 'em... Or did she? At night when me and my sis where watching tv. we saw one of 'em on the stairs, and one of 'em in our computer room. My sis had a really big phobia of it. hehe ^^. They crawled so fast but luckily my dad hit it.

Now im gonna tell you what it is. But im guessing you already know it by now. Haha, it's 19 cockroaches.

Tissuephobia

If you're wondering what the heck is the title all about, it's a longgg story...

Today in school was quite boring... We stayed in the dewan(hall) the whole day. But, Marie cheered us up! xD Our group were telling some ghost stories which were scary and abit sad btw. We even talked about..well...''B.M.''

It's not 'Bahasa Melayu' if that's what you're thinking. I dare not say la.. It's 'Bloody M..." Okok, that's all im telling you. The other word is a name. WoOoOo... chills....

Uh.. where was i? oh ya, being happy! Kat was telling some weird story about a guy in a train or something. Marie was kinda dreaming and looking around, listening to the story. When suddenly, BOO! AHHHH!!! Cindy threw a tissue in front of her!!

Marie was so shocked, she scream so loud that made all of us scream xD. Then she fell on her left where Joyi was sitting. Marie accidentally bumped Joyi's head while she was sketching something. Everything was happening so fast that i didn't even know what just happened!

Oh, i should have taken a picture of it. It's only funny when you see it. Now, Marie's having a major fear of tissues and randomly, bottles. When we were asked to clean up the hall--yes i know, so pathetic--She left all the tissues lying around and we had to pick it up. It was the best thing that's ever happened today!!

p.s. Since i don't have a photo, i'll roughly draw what happened:

Cobra!

I wasn't a witness actually. My dad told me about it.

So anyways, there was a cobra in my backyard. My dogs barked (of course). So my dad let them out of their cages. Chester saw it behind the flower pots and tried to get it. And i dunno how, but the snake sprayed venom at Chester's eye!(but, good thing it didn't bite him) My mom, me and my sis were on the way back from church(and now you see why i wasn't a witness).

Thankfully, Chester's ok. It's just that his eye became swollen. he's still very active though. haha. Everything went back to normal a few days later after putting some medicine.

What happen to the snake? Well, my dad caught it and, well, killed it. Then he threw it in the drain. Hey, he hurt my dog ok?? Dun pity it.... xD

p.s. Sorry i dun have any pics. Actually this occured a week ago xD. I had no time to go on the com.

Poor Kelly

This is just a post to sympathize Kelly. Poor Kelly. I won't tell you why i felt sorry for her.

But i will ^^. Firstly, she lost her crush to her close friend (how horrible, right? her best friend somemore) And we know she stole him because she started flirting after she knew about the crush on him... But anyways, she does that to everybody.. Oh well.

Secondly, her phone gets confiscated by her parents, i don't know why. Maybe she uses it too much or something. So now she has to use the... house phone.... And according to her, she has no privacy while using it. Her parents will answer it 1st and say that Kelly is busy. They'll ask what do you wanna talk to her about. And if you say the wrong thing, i dun think they'll let you talk to her. And even if they DID let her chat, they'll listen to what she's talking about...

And now(today), her friend is annoying her in school by pushing her chair and stuff. So sad. I hope things get better for her. May God be with her through these awful times. All for now, bye!

Meat. It's everywhere!

Ling: Food that i like ah?? I like the pig meat, the horse meat, the lamb meat, the cow meat, the snake meat, the frog meat, the turtle meat, the dog meat, the scorpion meat, the...
me: Ei, you didn't mention chicken..
Ling: Chicken??? I don't eat chicken wo. Who eats it?

Sometimes, i feel like we just want to eat everything that's possible to eat. For example, we're eating pure breed dogs here (fyi, im a dog lover...). What kind of sicko eats it?! And how can they stand to eat it?! it's just too unbearable. And don't get me started on snakes and scorpions... If you wanna suicide i don't mind. But for a delicacy!? Eck! That guy must have lost his taste buds.

Look, i just don't like it that we're all eating... well... everything we could. It's just so disturbing. Can't we just stick to the old fashion fish and chicken? Which is what every1 eats now? (Or at least I do ^^) hehe...

p.s. Ling is just a fictional character representing the person im disgusted in this post. (sorry, Ling!)

Here are some pics about... stuff about this post....

The paper flower

Well... for starters, it's not very interesting so you shouldn't read this.
you're still gonna read it aren't you? ok then...

It was amazing. i didn't even know how it began. But i do. you're gonna think this is really stupid but i warned ya. he didn't EXACTLY told me he liked me to begin with(yes, i know, so pa-theh-tic) my friend told me that HE really liked me. In case you were wondering, no. Im not gonna say his name. and fyi, i knew him. he was part of the group actually, but that time i was not close to him la. he is really cute, and chubby! ^^ and really REALLY funny.

After i knew, i was sooo shocked. of all ppl, me! im not even close to him. I don't even look pretty. after that, i forgot what happen. ok, movin on..

A few days pass and slowly i started liking him... it's kinda creepy.. but hey, this kind of thing happens. i started chatting with him. it was so amazing, cause i don't usually talk to guys and im horrible at it, but with him it's like, so normal.

Anyways, one day i saw him doing origami at his place (we were kids, ok) so i went to talk to him. he showed me lots of paper stuff, like a frog or a bird and stuff. I didn't even know he was so good at it and i asked him to teach me ^^. honestly, i don't remember half the things he taught me XD but it was really fun. my most favourite 1 was the cute little lotus. he gave that 1 to me since i liked it so much. i kept it in my pencil box.

On my birthday, he gave me a paper box. i was kinda 'excited' and 'impatient' then so i... tore it ^^". Anywaysss, it was a hand-made necklace. it's looked really tacky. but it was the most wonderful present i gotten that year. i never wore it, till now actually, but i kept it....

We're not really the social type of relationship, so it didn't really last. I gotten bored and well, we broke up. And whoa was that the biggest mistake i ever made. but it was just not meant to be. anyway, it's just a childhood sweetheart right? but i still kept that little lotus. and whenever i look at it, it reminded me of us then.

Some tips

You guys can skip this post.. Im just outa ideas for my blog XD

Anyways, here's they are:

1. Don't look so close in the toilet bowl while flushing it. You don't wanna know what will happen if you did.
2. Don't do something that you'll regret later on.
3. Listen to your parents.
4. When you're sad, just eat some chocolate. ( Don't ask, just eat!)
5. Don't wander off alone unless you're armed or know martial arts.
6. Try wearing underwear...
7. Wear a helmet on the school bus.
8. Yes, you still have to wash it even if it's just a wig.
9. Sleep on the floor if you don't wanna fall off the bed.
10. Listen to my advices if you're insane. haha ^^

a boys essay

hahahahaha! today in school teacher was reading out a really make-no-sense essay by the boys in our class. yeah heh heh all the boys...yes it's onlay one essay~* well the first part made a little sense...then they totally lost it.

so...

Gaylord had a really poor family. Although they were poor, Gaylord was a really smart boy. He worked for some money outside to buy revision books(that's why he's really smart ;D). One day, he asked his parents if he could go to tuition cause he wanted to. But his parents didn't have enough money so they couldn't afford it. Gaylord was so sad that he banged his head on the wall and was bleeding really bad. His parents didn't have a bandage to aid him at that time so they panicked (ohhhh whats gonna happen to Gaylord!?). So..his father went to get some papers from Gaylords revision book to bandage it for the time being. When Gaylord woke up, he was so angry for what his father did, so he banged his father's head with HIS head. So they were both bleeding (keep bleeding~ keep keep bleeding love~*background music*) The mother sent them to the hospital but they didn't have enough money to pay for REAL bandages. So they were kicked out. Then along came some gangsters... who wanted the bandages cause it just looks soooo COOL. So the gangsters beat them up and took the bandages and they soon died after that.

The End.

Well what'dya think? A+ story huh? WooO!

Who needs them?

This message is for girls only. Boys inappropriate to read.

Hey girl friends! This message is 'bout break ups, make ups and... uh.. I got nothin. Anyways, There's a girl in my school--not gonna mention names-- which had been dumped, or so i've been told, by her bf(or her boo). She was so devastated that she ALMOST killed herself. She wanted to cut her wrist but luckily she didn't. She didn't have the guts and thank heavens for that.

My point is that a boy isn't worth your tears, (or your blood!) So don't feel sad. Actually, to dump a person you gotta know whens the right time to do so. But if you caught him with another gal, dump him straight but make sure he was REALLY flirting with that girl. Otherwise, things could get messy. And FYI, most boys tease you when they kinda like you. This message is not proved to be real so don't listen to me if you don't want to XD. And here's some tips:-
~Only put mascara on the top eyelashes.
~The thing about blush is that less is more.
~Did you know that it's impossible to put on mascara with your mouth closed? (if you're concentrating on your eyes XD)
~Chocolate really helps when you're sad
~Bananas help when you have cramps. who knew?

Ok, i stop here. Peace out!

Sending....sending...

'Forward this or i'll send mickey mouse to hunt you down!' Muahahahaha!(dramatic music in A minor)

Get real. Have you ever received a message about this? If so, Don't be scared. It's just an email. nobody kills you from an email. My sis got this and read it LAST YEAR, and still nth happened. I know, it's just for the fun of it, but i just don't get it. What so fun about it? You just waste your time, send and click and clicking send.

For those out there who is scared of these or MAKING these emails, pls stop. i mean, ghosts can't come out from an email.(or so i've been told). And, who hunts you down for not forwarding it? But if you just want to forward it, send it to some1 who doesn't check their inbox. Now forward this message to everyone you know. XD

Beautiful Gal

When i watch tv, i always feel like those bitches just disgust me. They always think that they're so perfect and beautiful, but i feel like they're just like us. Well, in a kooky kind of way. I mean, everybody has the same amount of beauty, ppl just can't see it. There is inner beauty and beauty that you would notice at first sight. But if you're pretty on the outside and inside, then you're just too good to be true.

Inner beauty is harder to notice for ppl judge you by how you look. They take 1 glance and say "Aiyo, that girl not pretty, not good wan. Let's not talk to her and ignore her so that we will be happy". Well, that's darn right wrong. You'll be alot happier with one of those ppl around.(you'll feel more prettier among them XD). OK, im just being mean here.

Im just writing this to tell you guys that being "less prettier" than the 1's on tv is just another reason not to live. So put those dumb thoughts away, and feel pretty today! ;)

Smokin~

I went to a mamak store yesterday, but i just couldn't help noticing the guy smoking right behind me.. I couldn't eat my food without smelling that horrid cancer bringer. So i changed my seating ^^. but then after i sat at my new seat, i look behind just to see the same thing... haizz, sit north, smoke. south, more smoke. SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE! why do ppl even bother to live doing it! i mean come on, nothing good's gonna come out of it. Well, unless you wanna suicide i won't stop you for that.

Have you ever thought, who made those cancer sticks anyway, he sure got hunted down for that. Oh, and if you do know who did, tell me k. Ok, i know i sound so lame right now but im just sayin, why do ppl say they want us to stop when they keep making more? I mean, it makes no sense! It's like saying they want the world to change but starting with you not me. That's so selfish man.

People say we should not waste our money after buying stuff, but after you bought cancer sticks, you've already wasted your money. Pay to get lung disease? So rugi! So kids, say 'NO!' to smoking! ^-^