a boys essay

hahahahaha! today in school teacher was reading out a really make-no-sense essay by the boys in our class. yeah heh heh all the boys...yes it's onlay one essay~* well the first part made a little sense...then they totally lost it.

so...

Gaylord had a really poor family. Although they were poor, Gaylord was a really smart boy. He worked for some money outside to buy revision books(that's why he's really smart ;D). One day, he asked his parents if he could go to tuition cause he wanted to. But his parents didn't have enough money so they couldn't afford it. Gaylord was so sad that he banged his head on the wall and was bleeding really bad. His parents didn't have a bandage to aid him at that time so they panicked (ohhhh whats gonna happen to Gaylord!?). So..his father went to get some papers from Gaylords revision book to bandage it for the time being. When Gaylord woke up, he was so angry for what his father did, so he banged his father's head with HIS head. So they were both bleeding (keep bleeding~ keep keep bleeding love~*background music*) The mother sent them to the hospital but they didn't have enough money to pay for REAL bandages. So they were kicked out. Then along came some gangsters... who wanted the bandages cause it just looks soooo COOL. So the gangsters beat them up and took the bandages and they soon died after that.

The End.

Well what'dya think? A+ story huh? WooO!